Laser-cut and etch your life away at www.ponoko.com/
All manner of things can be produced from Type Coasters to unusable
Clothes-peg Cutlery thingys, Fruit Bowls to the obligatory Cock Ring
(every home should have one..) And in an impressive array of materials too.
Or you could always just nip down to the Product Design department
and charm them into doing it for you.
But can they offer leather and bamboo - that's the question?